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02 October 2007


(from Penni)

1. My rock star name (first pet and current car)
Mishka Swift (hott. with two 't's.)

2. My gangsta name (ice cream flavour plus cookie, or biscuit)
Cookies & Cream Shortbread (sounds more like a fluffy bunny)

3. My fly girl name (first letter of first name, first three letters of last name)
L Wil (meh)

4. My detective name (favourite colour, favourite animal)
Green Bear (rawwr)

5. My soap opera name (middle name, city of birth)
Mei-Ling Melbourne (i can totally see her. she'd wear lots of awful faux-Chinese dresses)

6. My Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two of your first name)

7. My superhero name (second favourite colour, favourite drink, add “the”)
The Blue Water (She surfs. She wears a bikini. She's on the ABC. She's soft porn for teenagers...)

8. My Nascar name (first two names of my two grandfathers)
Jack James (I like this one a lot)

9. My stripper name (favourite perfume, favourite sweet)
Olene Musk Sticks (how foxy is that? She'd be a totally classy strippper)

10. My witness protection name (mother’s and father’s middle names)
Ann Richard

11. My weather anchor name (fifth grade teacher’s name, a major city beginning with the same letter)
Jeremy Jakarta

12. My spy name (favourite season/flower)
Spring Jasmine

13. Cartoon name (favourite fruit plus garment you’re wearing, with an “ie” or “y” added)
Cherry Red Bootsie (she'd be unreal)

14 Hippie name (what you ate for breakfast plus favourite tree)
Peanut Butter Toast Ornamental Cherry (well, if by 'hippy' you mean 'utter nonsense')

15. Your rockstar tour name (favourite hobby plus weather element, with “the”)
The Reading Fire. (sounds a bit Christian Rock...)


Penni said...

Your middle name is very pretty and interesting. Does it have a story?

I had a marvellous time snorting through mine and yours. Great way to come up with character names. Or really really bad way. Your rockstar name is kewl.

lili said...

Not really. It's Chinese. My mum and dad love China (in case you didn't guess with the whole Dragonkeeper thing). It means 'Beautiful and Intelligent'.

They are very entertaining (and excellent 'i can't think of what to blog about' fodder).

Your stripper name is my favourite. I'm seeing feather boas and a cigarette holder.

byron said... stripper name is Escape Swedish Fish.

lili said...

I think Escape Swedish Fish would be a very Alternative and Kinky Stripper.

Or like that bit in Middlesex where s/he is being a mermaid in a strip club...

James Roy said...


It seems you've left out the original (and in many minds the best) which is the porn name. ie, first pet, first street.

Mine is Puss Short (sad but true.)
My wife's is Fish Limby (sadder, also true.)
My friend Shannon's is the best, though: Bruno Rutland.

There's also the blues name, which goes ailment/disability + fruit + dead American President ... eg Blind Lime Fillmore.

When I was playing this game with Bruce Whatley the other day he said indigestion as his ailment, but Indigestion Melon Washington doesn't work so well.