See if you can guess what movie we're watching... (hint: it was a kid's fantasy novel first)
Dad: Who's that guy?
Lili: Obi Wan Kenobe.
Mum: Jeremy Irons.
Dad: Isn't the blonde one with the mullet Aragorn?
Mum: Wow. It really is like Star Wars, isn't it?
Lili: It's like Star Wars, starring Legolas.
Dad: But shit.
Lili: (nodding) But shit.
Mum: What's going on? Where is he now?
Lili: I don't know. Narnia?
Dad: Come on, the flying dragon is pretty cool.
Lili: Neverending storrryyyyyyyyy, aaaahahaaahahaaahahaaaaahahaa-
(the credits roll)
Dad: That was... terrible.
Mum: But short. It was short. An improvement on the book.
Lili: Is that Avril Lavigne singing the credits song?