(the following takes place in a bustling clothes shop in Melbourne Central)
Lili: (hands over item of clothing and credit card)
Shop Assistant: How's your day been?
Lili: Fine, thanks.
SA: Got any plans for this afternoon?
Lili: Going back to work.
SA: You work around here?
Lili: At the State Library.
SA: The what?
Lili: The Library. The big one over the road.
SA: ???
Lili: It's that really big old building that takes up a whole city block. Pillars. Lawn. Statues.
SA: Sorry...?
Lili: You really can't miss it. It's been there for 155 years. Just up those stairs? You can pretty much SEE it from here.
SA: No... Sorry.
Lili: Give me back my credit card.
This is Lili's OLD WEBSITE! Go to liliwilkinson.com.au for the shiny, better, more up-to-date, awesome version.
30 March 2007
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1 comment:
I love it. Consumer action against vapidity. (Is that a word?)
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